This tee carries a cheeky, dark-humored gym vibe that lands between inside joke and workout anthem. Lightweight but sturdy, it settles into a soft, lived-in feel thanks to garment-dyeing, then holds its shape through heavy wear. Short, punchy text and irreverent tone make it a nod to folks who show up to cardio for the burn—and the laugh. Wear it to the gym, on the morning run, or slung over a locker; it feels like the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal that you take your sweat seriously, but not yourself.

The voice is dry and low-key, the fabric is robust, and the silhouette is relaxed—made for movers who appreciate humor with their HIIT. The muted, garment-dyed colors give it a vintage, beaten-in look that pairs easily with worn denim or workout shorts. It’s built to last through repeated spins, sprints, and wash cycles while staying comfortable and familiar.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and vintage color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, durable fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean